:: Cavan Man Jokes ::

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Welcome to CavanManJokes.com

How'she cuttin'!

It's time for the Cavan Man to hit back! After years of hearing (mostly from Monaghan & Meath Men) badly told jokes about the thrifty and wise Cavan Man I thought it was time to put the record right!!

Here is a selection of true Cavan Man jokes about real Cavan men. I hope you enjoy them and perhaps you could sent us your own jokes for inclusion on the web.

There are basically 3 categories:

1) Jokes

2) True Stories!

3) Cavan Slang

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Keep her lit!

Cavan Man

Top 10 Funny Store Signs  

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left." 
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!" 
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." 
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." 
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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